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Not
exactly Spinal Tap. Not exactly Martin & Lewis. Not
exactly normal.
Once
in a great while, an act appears that shimmers with such
kineticism, such verve and lust, that audiences are scorched
into submission such an act is The Darkness
oh, and Tenacious D "The Greatest Band On Earth".
No
small coincidence that I mention The Darkness above; an
anachronism that treads the same razor's edge as The D,
but on the "serious" side of the music biz. But
what denotes "serious"? If financial success is
the measure of sobriety, then Tenacious D is every bit as
serious as those "real" rockstars. Which makes
Tenacious D, as unlikely as it may be, real rockstars.
Jack
Black and Kyle Gass have achieved a unique quasi-stardom;
satirized themselves into the "serious" rock world
and into ostentatious success that they obviously could
never grasp via conventional methods. We know that
these guys are veterans of the rock scene how else
could they act so clueless so convincingly? who never
did "make it" with whichever garage bands they
wore five-inch heels in, due to the provincialism of the
music business; for the simple reason that their niche of
pomp-rock has come to be purveyed by the likes of (and the
looks of) the David Coverdales and the Jon Bon Jovis. And
if you didn't fit the mold, you were out in the cold. But
Tenacious D have become their own self-fulfilling prophecy:
in satirically proclaiming they would "change the face
of rock" - they have!
Black's
hi-octane physicality and power-tenor vocal delivery is
comparable to any of the arena frontmen whom he is hot on
the heels of, and Gass's guitar expertise rivals, if not
surpasses, most of the toyboy hair-shredders of the 80's
who were bequeathed recording contracts on the strength
of their Aquanet.
But
Tenacious D's angle of attack has widened their scope. Unlike
"serious" musicians who boast powerful talent,
yet are stultified by the "demographic" that they
are marketed to, The D can shamelessly perform feats which
would cause "serious" rock stars unwarranted PR
problems or lose them their followings: criticize other
musicians without press repercussion; display their out-of-shape
bodies without loss of libido; wear idiotic stage attire
whilst fearing no fashion police; claim to devil-worship
without evangelical dissent; egotistically aggrandize their
own product without humility; all due to the initial establishment
that this project is unequivocally tongue-in-cheek!
But
how far can tongue-in-cheek stretch? Ultimately, when international
tours come into play, the business of propagating fun has
to be taken seriously somewhere along the way or
money gets squandered and corporate wangling gets ugly.
The
bittersweet irony is that in winning widespread public acceptance
in other words, in attaining "commercialism"
(a word that would make rockers and hard-core fans cringe)
Tenacious D have paradoxically lost the vital element
that won them that commercialism: their naiveté -
for where is the parody in terming yourself "The Greatest
Band on Earth" if everyone in your audience agrees
with you?
The
hook for the HBO series which launched Tenacious D onto
an unsuspecting public was that it was obvious that
these two rock-and-retch burnouts would never even have
the finances to pay for a ticket to see - let alone be
- "The Greatest Band On Earth", as they exalted
themselves from a dank stage where audiences almost didn't
even acknowledge their existence. (That being said, HBO
must be kicking themselves that they didn't contract Tenacious
D for more than 3 half-hour episodes - Who knew that those
benign television morsels, all of which are included in
the Master Works DVD, would attain such cult legend?)
And
now, Tenacious D, having brushed so close to actually being
considered The Greatest Band On Earth (through acclaim by
a multitude of fans), have necessarily modified their focus.
This is not a bad thing, as every artist must sway to their
public's demand, but their éclat has shifted, from
"vainly trying to make people notice them", to
"raving in the spotlight". The overwrought, Spike
Jones-directed Wonderboy music video is a prime example
of their largesse threatening to outrun their self-possession.
Though they parody Ronnie James Dio in an eponymous ode,
this video is more Dio than Dio ever was the production
value could never be matched by Dio's budgets in his heyday
- which begs the question on whether the satirists have
become the satire yet.
Is
it still tongue-in-cheek? Yes.
For
holding at bay the curse of self-consciousness and self-awareness
is a schoolkid honesty and sophomoric sensibility, illustrated
best in the three additional mentally-twisted shorts on
the DVD showing us that, talented though they may
be, The D are still two sick puppies with abject disregard
for social protocol, a near-miracle in this frightened and
quivering politically-gutless modern age. It might be guilty
laughter watching "Rock Star Sperm For Sale",
but it is unbidden guilty laughter. We wish we could all
be this honest and juvenile and callous.
The
DVD also sports the full-length concert at the Brixton Academy
in London; a daring, stark presentation featuring only the
duo themselves, harking back to their roots when there was
no "band" intrusion into their chemistry. It is
testament to The D's charisma and talent (Black's freneticism,
perfectly complemented by the understated Gass) that they
can hold an internet-bred audience with such rigor
We
bear witness to one of the truly great comedy teams of our
time.
Praise
be to Satan on his big-assed steed!
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