FAMKE JANSSEN - an open letter, from Poffy The Cucumber.
September 2001
In the interests of alerting this steel-jawed seductress to my amor fou, I have penned a paean of love to touch her flaming heart. Why do they all think I am immune to true, chaste emotion?... I too, can cultivate romance when the spirit soars and the doves cry.
Just how will she be able to resist me?…





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Added: 2006, Mar 15