JANSSEN - an open letter, from Poffy The Cucumber.
In the interests of alerting this steel-jawed seductress to
my amor fou, I have penned a paean of love to touch
her flaming heart. Why do they all think I am immune to true,
chaste emotion?... I too, can cultivate romance when the spirit
soars and the doves cry.
Just how will she be able to resist me?
Added: 2006, Mar 15