by Jon Dunmore © 11 Sep 2007.
“Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.”
- Josef Stalin.
Election comin’ like a dog in heat…
Amerika poises to slough off the stink of Bush, simultaneously unchoking the deep throat Dick.
Al Gore, in his Inconvenient Truth, augurs, “Political will is a renewable resource,” alluding to electing a leader in the next term who isn’t a swine who drinks the blood of children.
But that’s only if everyone plays fair.
And the Ku Bush Klan has not played fair since Prescott Bush (W’s unethical, traitor grandpappy) profited from the Nazis during WWII, which set the Bush Dynasty engine in motion. One of that Klan’s crow-hearted sons inhabits the Oval Egg. And fair is dead. Has been since he took office in the kangaroo election of 2000. Since then, George W. Bush has heeded well his Nazi forefathers…
“It is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
- Reichsmarschall Hermann Goering.
There is a growing sense of unburdening the yoke… tempered with a very real foreboding. For if the Bush Klan declares a national emergency, all bets are off – no elections indefinitely - until they declare the emergency over. And their false flag conditioning of Amerika has continued unabated since 9/11, their newest tactics only proving they’re scraping the sides of the retard barrel: Michael Chertoff (Secretary of Homeland Security and known al Qaeda lookalike) soothsaying there will be a terrorist attack, on intel provided by his “gut” (no, really – who provided this information? “My gut feeling is that al Qaeda likes the summer months-” Wait! - seriously, Mr. Chertoff - we’re on national tv. Can we have substantial corroboration that there will be a terrorist attack on this nation OTHER THAN your shit-ridden intestines?); and the patently fake Osama tape circulating cyberspace, being studied with the lurid attentiveness usually reserved for the side-swell of Pamela Anderson’s punching bag titties. They’re surfing the dregs with these two: Idiotboy Bush trying to make the last legs of his lame duckidency memorable, simultaneously distracting from the thousand more legitimate reasons this country has for impeaching him over Blowjob Bill.
Democracy is supposedly the hallmark of fairness. And the American Constitution stands mythically as a hallmark of Democracy --
Hooboy! Have we got a lot of untruths to unlearn…
“As the United States is launched on a crusade to export “democracy” around the world, it is well worth asking whether any country committed to democracy would emulate the American process of selecting presidents. One need not speculate on the answer. No country has, for the good and sufficient reason that our system has little, if anything, to do with adherence to democratic values.”
- Sanford Levinson, Our Undemocractic Constitution.
We the People have been lulled into believing this fiction of democracy. The word “democracy” does not even appear in the United States Constitution, The Bill of Rights or the Declaration of Independence. It turns out the Founding Fathers and the formulators of the Constitution intended America to be a REPUBLIC. (Just like Star Wars, but without Lucas's confused political contradictions of queens, chancellors and emperors.) The definition is close to democracy (Republic: a government in which supreme power is held by the citizens entitled to vote and is exercised by elected officers and representatives governing according to law) but differs in one major aspect – in a democracy, if you are not part of the majority, your rights are technically as dead as George W. Bush’s insect brain stem. And all it takes to secure almost dictatorial power in a democracy is 51% of the vote - which means a whopping 49% of the people you preside over hate your guts.
As the hegemony of Amerika tilts toward a “failed state,” what We the People REALLY need is that Republic described in the Constitution – the same Constitution that Amerika THINKS is outlining a democracy.
- Saturn Motors, slogan.
The word “democracy” has become synonymous with “freedom.” That’s what the plutocrats who run Amerika are selling you. But democracy is not about freedom. It is a method of governance - and is actually at odds with true freedom. (If you’re in the 49%, are you free?)
“Freedom means self-responsibility and self-reliance.” – Ron Paul. So if you rely on the federal government for everything – and then blame them (righteously) for everything that goes wrong, you are anything BUT free. You have fallen into the trap of social irresponsibility. You are almost – gulp – a Communist.
Democracy is “mob rule” – hell, it comes from the Greek roots demos (“the people, the mob, the many”) and kratos (rule). And we all know “the many” don’t have the best interests of “the few” in mind. Individually, people can be reasonable, intelligent and somewhat sexy – as a mob, they become illiterate, uneducated, belligerent jackasses (though the burned-bra females of the specie exhibiting that nice swell of side-tit are still somewhat sexy).
They gave the Republic and Freedom a valiant shot: Jefferson and Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt - but then Woodrow Wilson sold the country to the Federal Reserve in 1913; and Nixon continued the re-enslaving of Amerika by introducing the Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) in 1973. Money, health, in the hands of the wealthy - all that was left was for George W. Bush to usurp Amerika’s fundamental, inalienable human rights and the journey to the dark side would be complete.
Amerika, poised with fingers on hacked voting machines, enabling the avarice and self-interest of political parties run by corporate pimps, is staring into the abyss.
And Democracy is gonna save her about as well as it’s saving Iraq.
Democracy In Action: Not just “Your Vote Doesn’t Count,” but “How Your Vote is Not Even Counted.”
The cry has become tantamount to reinstating freedom: “VOTE.”
But it won’t help. Not with the Byzantine methodology of the Electoral College absorbing your votes for your candidates and re-casting those votes through their shark-infested political prism; not with Wyoming votes (the least populous state) having more clout than California votes (the most populous) through that same insane methodology; not with proof that election machines can and are and have been hacked to produce rigged results; not with the ruling party doing what it bloody well pleases whenever faced with results they don’t approve of (shredding votes, shutting down voting websites for overseas voters, neglecting to process voter registration cards for the opposing party)…the methods of surreptitious and overt sabotage are as endless as the excuses for the Iraq war.
No matter that the Great Unwashed think they are “casting their ballot” in private booths (One Man One Vote) for their chosen egghead, felon, douchebag, turd - or for Ron Paul - the methodology of your vaunted “democracy” guarantees that your vote may be ignored, actively blocked, discarded and blamed on malfunctioning machines (or issuing from a malfunctioning machine and thus discarded), removed for false felony charges, unprocessed, misdirected to another candidate, simply thrown out if the crims in charge decree that your polling booth close inordinately early - or maybe even counted. Or not.
Sep ‘07: After a study by computer scientists at the University of Southern California, Debra Bowen, California’s Secretary of State reports, “far too many ways people with ill intentions could compromise the voting system.” If voting could be compromised in just ONE way, it would mean nothing. And there are “far too many.” Which means – ultimately - your vote is as moot as the process which is not going to count it. And if it is counted, it is counted towards whomever has already been chosen to win by the plutocrats.
Newsweek (Sep ’07): “…vulnerabilities in election machines are so severe that voters have no way of knowing for sure that the choices they enter into the touchscreens and ballots will actually be counted.”
“These machines are basically poison.” – Avi Rubin, computer science professor, Johns Hopkins University.
Is it as futile as resisting the Borg? How do We the People take back the Republic of the Forefathers? Not by VOTING – that’s fershure. But how do you Not Vote a felonious administration out of office in a system where the only way to get them out of office IS to vote, and the only way TO vote is via methods provided by the felonious administration itself? As if felons who would stoop to any lengths to “win” the vote, to palliate the mob into believing the mob actually CHOSE them to power, would allow their rigged system to be breached. So if you don’t vote, they win - but they were going to win anyway through rigged voting. And if you DO vote, your choice hurtles through cyberspace in the direction the most corrupt party wants it to go. And the madmen will still embrace absolute power.
“Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says, ‘They suck.’ But where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. No, they come from American homes, American families, American schools, American churches, American businesses, and they're elected by American voters. This is the best we can do, folks! It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out.
“…I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around. They say, ‘If you don't vote, you have no right to complain,’ but where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain.
“I, on the other hand, who did not vote - who did not even leave the house on Election Day - am in no way responsible for what these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created.”
The irony is that after botching/ rigging/ floundering through two transparently illegitimate presidential elections in Amerika, the United States government has the audacity to claim it is teaching the Iraqis how to vote!
Further irony: the man who won’t take advice from his generals, who ignores his advisors, who has stated innumerable times he doesn’t need to listen to anyone on how to run “the war” because HE is The Decider; the man for whom a majority consensus means nothing – is telling us he is the right man to teach the Iraqis about “democracy.”
When overseas nations democratically vote against allying with Amerika in the fake War on Terror, they are vilified as undemocratic. That’s how much Bush and his hypocrite cohorts understand, respect and promote “democracy.” Recently I discovered that Australia’s Prime Minister, John Howard, vetoed the democratic vote of Australia to stay neutral, allying with the Iraq offensive, sending Aussie sons to die for the stink of Bush. Recycling all the same Bushie lies for his bewildered and irritated country.
That’s called: Mafia Protection Racket DEMOCRACY.
Aug ’07: In Coconut Grove, Florida, a local council proposed a bill for funding a local road development, but by the time the bill crossed the president’s desk, the funding reason had changed to a new highway instead. The president signed it and the highway got funded, which benefited only the federal government. The local road was shelved. Between the proposal stage and the signing stage, someone had hijacked the bill and physically typed in a NEW REASON for the funding, so that the government could secure the funds “legally.” That's called: We’re On The Road To Nowhere DEMOCRACY.
Aug ’07: Responsibility for Utah’s Crandall Canyon mine disaster rests squarely on the feeble shoulders of Mine Safety and Health Administration director Richard Stickler (renowned for not adhering to safety regulations – even after other mine collapses), whom George W. – in his infinite candy-headed wisdom – approved and appointed personally, against the wishes of experienced mining officers and even other Republicans. That’s called: Beneath The Planet of The Apes DEMOCRACY.
Aug ’07: From the ground in Iraq, the 82nd Airborne Division submits an article to the New York Times slamming the war. Unlike the jingoism so often exhibited by The Troops (personified in media like The Green Berets where John Wayne jingoes a journalist, "Out here, due process is a bullet" - George W. Bush could not have said it any more illegally), these non-commissioned officers intellectualized objectively: “…it is important not to assess security from an American-centered perspective. The ability of, say, American observers to safely walk down the streets of formerly violent towns is not a resounding indicator of security. …a vast majority of Iraqis feel increasingly insecure and view us as an occupation force that has failed to produce normalcy after four years and is increasingly unlikely to do so as we continue to arm each warring side. Four years into our occupation, we have failed on every promise…”
And Amerika’s own military department vilified the soldiers for utilizing the “democracy” they are supposedly trying to bring to that region, by using that “free speech” thing guaranteed in that Constitution thingy.
That’s called: What Happens In Anbar Province Stays In Anbar Province DEMOCRACY.
For too long, the terrorist Bush Klan has equated support for the Amerikan troops with support for the war – if you don’t support the war, you are somehow a traitor to the troops. So the battle call of “Support the Troops” insidiously gets the monkey-voters to unwittingly support the war. I still fail to grasp how “Supporting the Troops” means sending them to their deaths to make Bush feel less of a lame dick president.
Oct 2006: citing The Excuse That Keeps On Giving – “9/11” – Bush signs the Military Commission Act, allowing the U.S. to detain "enemy combatants" indefinitely in a military prison without access to a lawyer, and eliminating habeas corpus - the right to seek relief from unlawful detention. But holding and interrogating “terrorists” is fully covered by current laws. No further liberties needed to be razed. (It becomes clear why liberty got the stake through the throat when we realize the Military Commission Act is not about foreigners, but specifically designed to railroad AMERICAN dissidents who will be classified as “enemy combatants” and “terrorists.”)
|Marine Major Dan Mori, uniformed lawyer:
"It was a political stunt. The administration clearly didn't know anything about military laws or the laws of war... A military commission can try only violations of the laws of war... Under federal criminal statutes, conspiring to commit terrorist acts is a crime. But, as the Nuremberg trials established, under the laws of war it is not, since all soldiers could be charged with conspriing to fight for their side. Yet, a charge of conspiracy is the only thing there is in many cases at Guantanamo - guilt by association... I hope that nobody confuses military justice with these 'military commissions.' This is a political process, set up by the civilian leadership. It's inept, incompetent and improper."
--from The Dark Side by Jane Mayer.
The Bush Klan’s scare tactics blamed al Qaeda for the “unprovoked attack,” that “awakened the sleeping giant” of Amerika, therefore it was wholly necessary to preserve freedom by sacrificing liberty. The Chewbacca Defense DEMOCRACY.
When in fact, Amerika had “awakened the sleeping giant” (a term coined by Admiral Yamamoto after Pearl Harbor), because after years of meddling with stinking, oil-dripping fingers in the Middle East through bombing, aiding opposing sides, selling weapons and contract killing - not to mention the 1953 CIA overthrow of the democratic government in Iran to install Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlevi (I’ll say that again for the dummkopfs: CIA OVERTHROW OF THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT) - the Saudis had had enough and launched the definitive retaliatory attack on the Twin Towers. The Sleeping Giant – is THE MIDDLE EAST.
The greatest misdirection ever enacted by the Bush Klan is in never mentioning their foreign intervention coupled with their egregious negligence before 9/11. After hundreds of billions of dollars spent on CIA intel, it was U.S.A. MEDDLING and THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT’S FAILURE TO PROTECT THE UNITED STATES that resulted in those skyscraper falls. Whether they were complicit or directly responsible is moot – they were the ones in charge and no one ever calls them on this fact. One wonders why Rudy Giuliani ever made that famously asinine comment on the day, “Thank god George Bush is president!” Thanking god for such heavenly incompetence? For being unprepared after billions of dollars? Thanking god for the spiral binding on that unheeded report, “Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside The United States”?
Further, the Bush Klan harried Amerika into believing the 9/11 death toll (approx. 3,000) was somehow so large it required the psychological equivalent in sacrificial liberty - when in fact, that number is the average U.S. highway death toll every month. 100,000 Americans died in WWI, 400,000 in WW2, 58,000 in Viet Nam (a fact that made Bush look like a pip squeaking when comparing Iraq to that flower power war, in a speech (Aug ’07) that brought righteous outrage to the Viet vets who had to listen to this deserter aggrandize his pissant position, “…the last thing these veterans needed was a lecture from such a poor student of history. They remember America’s wars - because, unlike President Bush, they actually fought in them.” – Paul Rieckhoff).
The megalopolis explodes, a tiny number is exploded, allowing declaration of the unofficial “war” on terror – because there was no way to declare REAL war - only Congress has that power. To this date, no “war” has been officially declared on Iraq. Hence, its “illegal” tag.
“Even before the passage of the recent draconian legislation, hundreds had already been arrested under suspicion, and millions of dollars of al Qaeda funds had been frozen. None of these new laws will deal with uncooperative foreign entities like the Saudi government, which chose not to relinquish evidence pertaining to exactly who financed the terrorists’ operations. Unfortunately the laws will affect all innocent Americans, yet will do nothing to thwart terrorism.” – Ron Paul, A Foreign Policy of Freedom.
So while the Klan displace fear towards our shoes at airports, they suckle at the black gold teats of their Saudi pimps, who could give up the ringleaders and end the War on Terror with one phone call. (But why would Bush want that? There’d be no Grand Enemy to prop up his lame duckness.)
That’s called: 9/11 Changed Everything DEMOCRACY.
“…the Military Commissions Act is in full force, we now face what our ancestors faced at other times of exaggerated crisis and melodramatic fear mongering - a government more dangerous to our liberty than is the enemy it claims to protect us from.”
– Keith Olbermann, MSNBC.
When I first postulated that Neo-con - “new conservative” – is a euphemism for Neo-Nazi, I feared I was tipping into rant-o-philia and would have to leave my Sensible Shoes behind, but then I researched Neo-Nazism… Wikipedia describes Neo-Nazi ideology as allegiance to “anti-Semitism, racism, xenophobia (towards non-whites), nationalism, white supremacy, militarism and homophobia.” And I looked at the Ku Bush Klan. And I put my shoes back on...
(The anti-Semitism charge is the only deal-breaker, for though Grandpa Bush supported their "cleansing," the Amerikan presidency has over the years wangled the Zionists into working for them - Chertoff, Dov Zakheim, William Kristol, Wolfowitz (and his girlfriend) - in return, suckling like farting pigs on the syrup of the Promised Land (read as OIL). At a speech in Kansas, Jan ’06, is it any wonder the president would maintain: “Israel is our ally. We're committed to the safety of Israel…”)
Whereas Hitler justified his conquests with lebensraum (living space), Bush’s excuse is just as watery: democracy.
Because that’s all democracy is to this cloven-hoofed president – an excuse; not a potentially powerful system of governance, nor a dangerously awry one; its real meaning is meaningless to this ignorant ferret, who cites the democracy excuse to vilify, intimidate or murder anyone in opposition to his powermongering.
(And like Hitler, Bush spreads his military so thin that they can in no way defend the Homeland, or pay for the outward tentacles. Amerika is going bankrupt.)
But waitaminute! - after Amerika aids dictators around the world who support their economic interests (Shah Pahlevi, Saddam Hussein, Mobutu Sese Seko; a practice so commonplace that David F. Schmitz published The United States and Right-Wing Dictatorships, 1965-1989 in Mar ’06, outlining these symbiotic trysts), with the Grand Dragon of Amerika himself proclaiming he wants to be a dictator, where in hell do they summon the audacity to OUTRIGHT LIE to America that their goal – their moral prerogative - is to remove dictators around the world?!
Sweating the small stuff…
When was the last time you voted for stamps to go up in price? Or for your health care to keep rising until it became unpayable? Did you vote for your speeding tickets to be over $300 each? Did you vote to have to carry around a slew of useless grocery cards so that you can pay the “member” price, even though goods being sold at two differing prices is illegal?; did you vote for cameras on every street corner to ostensibly “monitor traffic” but in reality to monitor society?; were you ever asked if you’d prefer the option to give your thumbprint to the DMV or leave it off?; did congress give you any chance to vote for or against the treasonous Patriot Act? And how long before it will be illegal NOT to have a Real ID Card?
These are realities we are never even given the option to vote on.
Of course, the price of stamps goes up due to inflation. But why accept inflation like it is the natural order of things? Inflation is not like shit. It doesn’t just “happen.” Inflation is caused by the Federal Reserve printing money out of thin air. Where did this money go? The Middle East. Did you rednecks who “Support the Troops” vote to send financial aid to the region you are “at war” with? Did you vote to sell 20 billion dollars of weapons to the Sunnis? And let’s see an itemized list of where you voted all that Amerikan income be channeled: I suppose you voted for schools, hospitals, Social Security, Katrina funds… oh, you didn’t get to vote on that either.
The small-backed peons protest: “We can’t possibly vote for or against every little thing!” But that’s why we vote in representatives whom we believe will vote in our stead, sensibly. That’s what happened in November 2006, when the Democrats overran Congress, sending a message to the criminal Republican administration that We the People were “mad as hell and not gonna take it any more!” Unfortunately, the democrats who had just secured brand new jobs in Congress weren’t mad as hell, and were so busy feng shui-ing their new offices that they were more than willing to take it anymore. (Why jeopardize their newfound tongue by starting arguments with the Bush Klan who overlorded the corporations who were paying their salaries?)
So… let’s review: BEFORE Democrats were a majority in Congress, the Bush administration terrorized America by making Congress sign non-Constitutional documents into law, like the Patriot Act. Then - Voting happens. AFTER Democrats were a majority in Congress, the Bush administration terrorized America by making Congress sign non-Constitutional documents into law, like FISA (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act - illegal wiretapping).
That Voting thing really worked out for you, We the People.
Democrats demand a timetable for Iraq withdrawal. Bush says no. Democrats say they will stop funding Iraq war. Bush says don’t. Democrats – whom We the People have empowered to constitutionally force the president to withdraw from the war which Congress never legally mandated - listen like chastised waifs in Sep ’07 as General Petraeus (resplendent in meaningless medals) and Ambassador Crocker (like some white-haired angel of death Afghan hound Bushie lapdog) gasbag interminably about “the war,” telling us NOTHING, promising a paint layer of troops will be drawn down by Dec ’07, and then that ZERO TROOPS will budge from Iraq before March 2008 (you’ll excuse me for yelling bullshit in a crowded Congress – like those protestors who were taken out and beaten by hard pipe-hittin’ niggas - as I predict that Mar ’08 will come and go and the status will remain quite quo).
And the reason 30,000 troops are being removed is not generosity to Congress, or safety of the troops, or missions accomplished, or even for political duplicity - they are drawing down to pre-“surge” numbers simply because they cannot wangle any more tour rotations out of troops that are not getting enough home time – there are None More Troops, folks! Amerika has run out of Military! Exactly as Congressman Ron Paul predicted. Will his other prediction come to fruition – that if Lady Slut Amerika was bent over Greenland and cornholed TODAY, there would be no one here to defend her honor?
And note the transparent timing of this report – September 10, 2007 – exactly 6 years after Bush allowed al Qaeda to attack America. Can anyone say “9/11” invocation again? Can anyone say “duplicitous tie-in”? Can anyone say “propaganda” and “thoughtpolice” and “newspeak”? Keep linking 9/11 to Iraq, felons; you’re still fooling some of the people all of the time.
To paraphrase one of W’s stupid slogans: If the Democrats would just stand up, the Republicans would stand down. But even after the desertion of skulking liars Gonzales, Pace, Rove, Snow, and a host of other Neo-Nazi obstacles in the Bush cabinet, Democrats are still as ineffectual and pussified as Top Cat’s rainbow-hued posse.
That’s Democracy in action.
Tools of the Trade
If Voting was truly effective, truly meaningful, it should place “the best of the best” in office – it should be a Top Gun academy for lardass bureaucrats. But let us grant some leniency on the “performance” front – they don’t have to all be Lincolns, Kennedys or FDRs; we ask that Voting simply place in office people who are consistent - who adhere to the very laws they are creating, who abide by the morals they are preaching, who will not betray their country, their party, their community or themselves. Is that SO BLOODY MUCH to ask of the average human being?
These are the tools your voting buys:
Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska): appropriates $230 million for a Bridge To Nowhere. His career to follow… (Nov ’05.)
Representative Mark Foley (R-Florida): wrote child predator laws; forgot to read them while soliciting underage boys. (Sep ’06.)
“Reverend” Ted Haggard (ex-National Assoc. of Evangelicals): saving the souls and tapping the asses of those Gay Boys in Christ. (Nov ’06.)
Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho): “I’M NOT GAY!” soundbyte maybe used as sample for a Federline song? Senate liaison for Romney; reaches palms up for that other liaison. His stance on gays? Wide. (Aug ’06.)
Turn on any slanted "news" program on any given day and you will find any given congressman, senator, representative, political ass-puppet in any given scandal - prostitution, drugs, pedophilia, fraud,
extortion... To reiterate, the only way Voting "works" is in funneling your vote in the direction the most corrupt party wants it to go.
Representative Bob Allen (R-Florida): McCain campaign staffer; offers undercover $20 to blow him in bathroom. Excuse? Fear of a black planet. (Jul ’07.)
South Carolina Treasurer Thomas Ravenel (R): Giuliani’s campaign chairman; dealing yayo like Scarface, “getting high on his own supply” – now a “political refugee, mama.” (Jun ’07.)
Senator David Vitter (R-Louisiana): Giuliani’s regional director and “D.C. Madam” patron – serving a whore and serviced by prostitutes; also a church lector – Jesus hung with hookers too. (Jul ’07.)
"But these are the exceptions!" cry the deluded masses. Uh-uh. The only way they are exceptions is because they've been caught. For every politician busted, there are a hundred still out there, slimier, slipperier, sluttier. And more careful. These sickos are The Norm. How do we know this? Because - as Carlin says - they are You and Me. There but for the grace of the imaginary god...
Kristian Forland (D-Nevada): “…Richardson's top organizer in rural Nevada resigned Thursday after the campaign learned he had worked for a brothel and was wanted on a felony arrest warrant in California.” Keep the laughing to a dull roar. (Aug ’07.)
The Hill-arity continues, as Hillary and other Dem cohorts find a chunk of campaign change donated by felon Norman Hsu needs to be returned (somebody get barf bags and a defibrillator for her accountants). Now I personally don’t care about the ethics of people who give me money, but if the hypocrites for presidential candidates are playing it like patron saints of Honest Abe, they’ve gotta be consistent. But Hillary’s first reaction? Excuses that there was no reason to refund. Then she played the “donate to charity” card - a fancy name for laundering; only after media scrutiny made sleight-of-hand impossible did she promise Return to Sender while playing the martyr. No blow tonight, Bill. (Sep ’07.)
Lewis Libby (R, ex-Asst to president, ex-Chief of Staff): scapegoat and known transport device, one cog in the CIA leak, took fall for the Bush admin, convicted on four of five felony counts, didn’t serve ass time behind bars for ass Bush swooping to rescue, simultaneously undermining Amerikan Judiciary System by commuting his sentence. On yer bike! (Apr ’07.)
Alberto Gonzales (R, ex-Attorney General): Bush’s Golden-Haired Boy, yes-man, illegal counsel and unethical puppet, who “can’t recall” whether he has his pants on, yet lauded by Bush as intelligent and honest (no doubt, coming from someone as intelligent and honest as Bush); no less than 30 members of Congress call for his resignation, which he also lied about - resigned on Friday, when asked on Saturday, denied it, then owned up to press on Monday – consistent to the end. (Aug ’07.)
Vice President Dick Cheney (R): orchestrated mass murder of Amerikan soldiers, Iraqi civilians, Afghan citizens, Iranians, Saudis, Sunnis, Shiites, Kurds; lied to Amerika, lied to Congress, slandered, libeled whole governments and populations to prosecute a fake war; has tortured, starved, persecuted prisoners of that non-war; has profiteered and destroyed nations’ economies with no shred of scruples; has ridden the cock of Satan. For crimes against humanity, deserves the electric chair, waterboarding and slicing his flesh thinly away like a kebab elephant leg until he is almost dead, whereupon America should then get serious about hurting him.
If Voting was fair and just would ANY of these prosthetic limb sniffers be in office? Contravene the very laws they create, hypocritically ordering us to live by them. YOU the People voted. Carlin is right: YOU the People are to blame. Whether you meant to or not, YOU the People "elected" George W. Bush.
Proof positive of democracy inaction.
END PART IV
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