Amerika: Land of Bilk and Money
Part I - The Stink of Bush
Part II - The Dick That Choked Amerika
Part III - The Presidential Race to Ruin
Part IV - Democracy Inaction
Part V - When All News is No News
Part VI - Taking Issue with The Issues
Part VII - Song of The Prophet
   
Batman Versus Batman
Keaton or Bale? Blow by blow...
Black Bart, Bourbon Square-May 1995
Standing And Delivering.
Bobby Bognar & The Distractions, The Whiskey-May 1995
Music from the Middle of the (well-worn) Road.
Breasts Not Bombs
Pounds Of Mounds Make Messy Messages.
Chaneys The, Luna Park-May1995
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice do not a Rock Band make....
Dio: The Elfin King
Ronnie James Dio carves pentacles into the Universal Amphitheatre.
Evolution vs. Creationism
Design For Ignorance: The Stupidities of Intelligent Design.
Evolution vs. Creationism: Part Deux
Education Takes A Hit And Myth. The continuing saga of America's fall from Intelligence. An updated version of "Design For Ignorance."
Famke Janssen: An Open Letter
Poffy The Cucumber expresses his true feelings for the X-Goddess.
Garrison White, Crooked Bar-May 1995
One Man. One Guitar. No Prisoners.
GIG TALES: The Bouncer
The Bouncer hit me so hard that I went stumbling...
GIG TALES: The Cell
The first time I saw The Song Remains The Same, I spent the night in jail.
GIG TALES: The Clap
I was 23. She was 35.
GIG TALES: The Couch
As my amber urine arced furiously onto the couch...
GIG TALES: The Cross
...if it took stealing a headstone from a baby's grave to do it
GIG TALES: The Idiot
And that's where we came in - as he was tumbling out.
GIG TALES: The Marquee
I think it was a misdemeanor...
GIG TALES: The Moose
Clarence Clemons does a mean Bruce impersonation...
GIG TALES: The Neighbors
Neighbors! Can't live next door to 'em; can't kill 'em...
HILLARY CLINTON: Desperately Delusional
The Lateral Slip-n-Sliding of Senator Hillary Clinton
How To Be A Singer-Songwriter
Advice from somewhere near the Deep End...
JACK-FM: KCBS Los Angeles
JACK-ing Off LA.
Jon Lord: Eulogy, July 2012
Stormbringer Dance on the Thunder Again...
TRIBUTE
Keep The Nuts Out
"Astrology" rears its retarded head.
KISS: Carnival of Souls
Carnival of Soul-Searching.
KISS, Great Western Forum-Aug 1996
Kiss Alive! Again!
   
A LITTLE PHILOSOPHY IS A DANGEROUS THING
Chapter 7, Part 5
Call Me God (and I'll still respect you in the morning)
   
Mauro: About Love (music video)
Tough Love
Mel Gibson DUI: July 2006
Losing His Religion.
Michael McDonald, Ventura Theater-Jun 1995
...a showcase for sheer vocal acrobatics from Michael McDonald...
muzzleLoader, Roxy-Feb 2002
...the hybridized flesh-tearing thunder of muzzleLoader
Number 44: The American President, Barack H. Obama
Part I: The Dream Begins
Part II: The Nightmare Fades
Part III: The Obama Effect
Part IV: The New Dawn
Part V: Opening Pandora's Ja
r
TRIBUTE
   
Philip Lincoln Smith: Philip Lincoln Smith
Post-Beatling The Beat and Reigning In The Rock.
Poffy Gives Zero Respect, September 2006
A Small Cucumber in the Big Apple
Rapture 2011
Doom Watch - with Poffy The Cucumber, Horsecuke of the Apocalypse.
Ron Paul: Presidential Candidate 2008
No Beating Around The Bush
TRIBUTE
Steve Irwin: Still Invincible
The Death of Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, Sep 2006.
TRIBUTE
State of the Union 2007: George W. Bush
Good News is No News.
Stormtrooper Training Manual
Compiled by his High Lord Darth Egregious Slapstick.
Ten Commandments of Driving - The Dunmore's Rejoinder
The Impossible Dream of Thou Shalt Not Fuck.
Terrorist is the new Nigger
How the Rednecks stay one step ahead of us.
Todd Rundgren, House Of Blues-Jun 1995
Todd Rundgren's worlds traverse galaxies well beyond...
Virginia Tech shootings, April 2007
The Killing of American Scruples
The Windfields, The Roxbury-Jul 1995
Southern Rock and British Roll.




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January 2009