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Amerika: Land of Bilk and Money
Part I - The Stink of Bush
Part II - The Dick That Choked Amerika
Part III - The Presidential Race to Ruin
Part IV - Democracy Inaction
Part V - When All News is No News
Part VI - Taking Issue with The Issues
Part VII - Song of The Prophet |
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Batman
Versus Batman
Keaton or Bale? Blow by blow... |  |
Black
Bart, Bourbon Square-May 1995
Standing
And Delivering. |  |
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Breasts
Not Bombs
Pounds Of Mounds Make Messy Messages. | |
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Evolution
vs. Creationism
Design For Ignorance: The
Stupidities of Intelligent Design. | |
Evolution
vs. Creationism: Part Deux
Education Takes
A Hit And Myth. The continuing saga of America's fall from Intelligence. An updated
version of "Design For Ignorance." | |
Famke
Janssen: An Open Letter
Poffy The Cucumber
expresses his true feelings for the X-Goddess. | |
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Garrison
White, Crooked Bar-May 1995
One Man. One
Guitar. No Prisoners. | |
GIG
TALES: The Bouncer
The Bouncer hit me so
hard that I went stumbling... | |
GIG
TALES: The Cell
The first time I saw The
Song Remains The Same, I spent the night in jail. | |
GIG
TALES: The Clap
I was 23. She was 35. | |
GIG
TALES: The Couch
As my amber urine arced
furiously onto the couch... | |
GIG
TALES: The Cross
...if it took stealing
a headstone from a baby's grave to do it | |
GIG
TALES: The Idiot
And
that's where we came in - as he was tumbling out. | |
GIG
TALES: The Marquee
I think it was a misdemeanor... | |
GIG
TALES: The Moose
Clarence Clemons does
a mean Bruce impersonation... | |
GIG
TALES: The Neighbors
Neighbors! Can't live
next door to 'em; can't kill 'em... | |
HILLARY CLINTON: Desperately Delusional
The Lateral Slip-n-Sliding of Senator Hillary Clinton |
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JACK-FM:
KCBS Los Angeles
JACK-ing Off LA. | |
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KISS:
Carnival of Souls
Carnival of Soul-Searching. | |
KISS,
Great Western Forum-Aug 1996
Kiss Alive!
Again! | |
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A LITTLE PHILOSOPHY IS A DANGEROUS THING
Chapter 7, Part 5
Call Me God (and I'll still respect you in the morning) |
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Mauro:
About Love (music video)
Tough Love | |
Mel
Gibson DUI: July 2006
Losing His Religion. | |
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Number 44: The American President, Barack H. Obama
Part I: The Dream Begins
Part II: The Nightmare Fades
Part III: The Obama Effect
Part IV: The New Dawn
Part V: Opening Pandora's Jar |
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Poffy
Gives Zero Respect, September 2006
A Small
Cucumber in the Big Apple | |
Ron Paul: Presidential Candidate 2008
No Beating Around The Bush |
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Steve
Irwin: Still Invincible
The Death of Steve
Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, Sep 2006. | TRIBUTE |
State of the Union 2007: George W. Bush
Good
News is No News. | |
Stormtrooper
Training Manual
Compiled by his High Lord
Darth Egregious Slapstick. | |
Ten Commandments of Driving - The Dunmore's Rejoinder
The Impossible Dream of Thou Shalt Not Fuck. |
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Terrorist is the new Nigger
How the Rednecks stay one step ahead of us. |
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Virginia
Tech shootings, April 2007
The Killing
of American Scruples | |
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